T/N: Disclaimer that this is not my normal updating schedule, please don’t expect daily updates š I just happen to have quite a bit of free time now that my finals are over and I’m stuck in a room haha.
Note: Ning Zhao is the name of the original host, whose body Kong Wu Ying is inhabiting.
Chapter 2 – Using our treasures to lay the floor
This… this this… This is not fucking possible!
Has it even been a minute since he started refining?
Carefully calculating, 36 seconds had passed.
Then that elixir…
A burst of medicinal fragrance was released as the lid of the cauldron was opened. Twelve black pills sat quietly within, its colour radiant, its shape smooth and round. Completely perfect.
System: …fuck…
It stared disbelievingly at Kong Wu Ying, as if a flower would suddenly sprout from his head.
His wood spiritual energy level was obviously only at 5, how was it possible to refine an elixir instantaneously.
The level of one’s wood spiritual energy was the most basic and fundamental attribute used to measure an Alchemist’s rank.
Generally, the wood spiritual energy of a rank 1 alchemist would be between 10 to 99, a rank 2 alchemist would be between 100 to 499, a rank 3 alchemist would be between 500 to 1999, and so on.
And this host, as an intermediate alchemy apprentice, had a wood spiritual energy level of 5.
With such little wood spiritual energy, how did he manage to instantaneously refine an elixir!!
And, these ingredients, they were clearly only enough to make 10 pills, how did he manage to pull off a heaven-defying stunt like making a total of 12 pills!!
(Translated by jillaimee at Silent Moon Translations)
The system’s eyes were almost popping out in agitation. Its host picked up a strengthening pill and popped it into his mouth. He furrowed his brows, and mumbled to himself, “This is very unpalatable ah.”
The system almost vomited blood. Unpalatable your sister! This is an elixir, did you fucking think it was a jellybean, being so fussy about the taste!
Kong Wu Ying ate the jellybean- no, the elixir. Although the taste was so-so, a burst of warmth rose from hisĀ dantian (2), filling his entire body with a comfortable warmth.
This was indeed his first time refining, but the recipe had appeared in his mind the moment he laid eyes on the ingredients. It was probably from the remnants of the original host’s memories.
Having finished vomiting its mouthful of blood, the system hastily announced “Congratulations to the host for successfully refining your first elixir. You have accomplished the first step of refining, and will be rewarded with a rank 1 elixir recipe.”
A flash of light appeared once again, and a recipe for the Wood Spiritual Elixir appeared in his mind.
The Wood Spiritual Elixir, a rank 1 elixir. It can increase an alchemist’s wood spiritual energy levels, and amongst the rank 1 elixirs, it was one of the most basic and important ones.
With an air of importance, the system issued the mission. “Mission 1: Successfully refine a cauldron of Wood Spiritual Elixir. Reward: Unlock the recipes of all rank 1 elixirs and the first volume of Medicinal Herb Illustrations.”
Kong Wu Ying accepted the mission, and found a wooden bottle to store the ten strengthening pills.
He didn’t have the ingredients needed to refine the Wood Spiritual Elixir. He could sell these strengthening pills at the market and earn some money to buy the ingredients.
Though it was his first time in this body, Kong Wu Ying had read far and wide over the years. He had a general understanding of the customs and streets in the Light Continent; finding his way around would not be a problem.
He walked out of the door, stepped on the road, and immediately stilled.
This sensation…
His Majesty of the Shadow Continent was dumbfounded.
The road was completely black, clear in its texture. Though the sun was bright, the light was completely absorbed by the dark stones – no reflection could be seen.
This… this… fuck, weren’t these the treasures of the Shadow Continent, the Shadow Stones?
What the system said – that no one would want it even if it was used to lay the floors – it wasn’t just rhetorical, it was actually true!
They actually used their treasures to lay the floor!
Too much!
This was too much!
Kong Wu Ying gritted his teeth with hatred, wishing that he could slaughter the fools trampling on God’s gifts like this.
Of course, he was the respected monarch of Shadow Continent; though precious, these Shadow Stones weren’t much to him, but… using them to lay the floors?
Even this monarch wasn’t so extravagant.
One should know, these Shadow Stones were the key ingredient to creating Spiritual Puppets. Most people could only dream of obtaining them.
Kong Wu Ying felt extremely bitter, but decided to focus on the task at hand for now.
(Translated by jillaimee at Silent Moon Translations)
When he got to the city, he found a medicinal hall and sold all the strengthening pills he had.
The Strengthening Elixir was considered high-grade amongst the outdated elixirs, and the pills Kong Wu Ying had were of good quality. It was sold at the market rate of 50 gold coins per pill, which would earn him 500 gold coins for the ten pills.
This could be considered quite a small fortune. The current Kong Wu Ying was poor and destitute; he only had a few gold and copper coins on him.
Kong Wu Ying very readily accepted this rate, then took out a list of ingredients that he wanted to purchase.
“One twenty-year green vine, 125 grams of loquat, 6 grams of Vernicia Fondii flower, and 9 grams of Xingmu grass.”
The shop assistant smiled warmly. “If you are buying herbs for a spiritual elixir, we have just launched a new package. You save 10% if you purchase by the package. How many packages would you like?”
Before Kong Wu Ying could speak, the system was yelling in his mind: “Three packages! Three packages!”
The host’s wood spiritual energy was too low, and it would be his first time refining this elixir. Even with the system’s help, the success rate would be less than 30%. This is already considered very good – for others, their success rate would not exceed 10%. It would be better to prepare more ingredients.
Kong Wu Ying followed the system’s words, and said: “Three packages.”
The shop assistant’s smile grew even warmer. “A package is 438 each, three packages would add up to 1314 gold coins. Our store has recently launched a new jade box packaging. It can prolong the shelf-life of the medicinal herbs and prevent its efficacy from fading with time. It is perfect as a gift, and perfect even for your own use, and it is not too expensive. It only costs 10 gold coins per box, would you like three boxes?”
Kong Wu Ying: “…”
System: “…”
Kong Wu Ying: “Cough cough… Then just one package will do, if there’s too much we won’t be able to finish it.”
Shop Assistant: “…Then the packaging?”
Kong Wu Ying: “I’ll carry it in my arms.”
The shop assistant smiled lightly and nodded, efficiently picking out the medicinal herbs and showing them to Kong Wu Ying, then packing it up in a paper bag and returning the change. “Thank you for your patronage, we hope to see you again.”
Picking up the bag of herbs, Kong Wu Ying took a few steps, then doubled back: “Get me a kilogram of liquorice as well.”
After buying the herbs, Kong Wu Ying went over to the grocery store next door and brought half a kilogram of sugar. Then he carried everything back home.
(Translated by jillaimee at Silent Moon Translations)
Just as he reached home, someone called out to him: “Teacher Ning?”
A tall youth walked out from the side. He had a handsome appearance and a smile on his face, and was dressed in a similar robe.
Gauging by his appearance, he was probably a colleague.
Kong Wu Ying remained expressionless, and asked blandly, “What is it?”
The youth had a brilliant smile on his face, but his gaze held a trace of arrogance. “I’m here to pass on a message from the Dean.”
“Regarding the master-oath competition, it is best if Teacher Ning concedes!”
His face was full of contempt, but his words were eloquent: “We are both teachers so I can understand how you feel. But this child, Han Xiu, has the Jin Mu constitution. His potential is boundless. He is not someone who can be taught by the likes of an intermediate alchemy apprentice like you. If you choose to hold on to him selfishly, you will be bringing harm to him! Besides, Alchemist Huang Xun is a rank 1 alchemist with many years of experience, you competing with him is like waving a broadsword in front of Guan Gong (3)Ā – you’re just asking to be humiliated!”
He couldn’t care less about Ning Zhao’s honour, of course, but a master-oath competition was a huge event that would cause a great sensation throughout the entire city. If Ning Zhao lost, the Academy would be humiliated as well!
Kong Wu Ying nodded, and asked, “How much money are you giving me?”
“Your reluctance is understandable, but have you thought from Han Xiu’s perspective? If you refuse to concede, I’m afraid he will hate you…ah? What did you just say? What money?”
Kong Wu Ying set his bag down, and very seriously began calculating the costs. “There is no doubt that I will win this competition. If the Dean wants me to concede, of course he has to compensate me. If I concede, not only will I lose a disciple with the Jin Mu constitution, my reputation will also be affected. I should be compensated with at least… 3 times the prize money!”
He…he is still asking for compensation!
Did he really think he had a chance of winning?
“Teacher Ning! You…” Before he could even voice his disdain, Ā Kong Wu Ying furrowed his brows slightly, and said disdainfully, “Don’t tell me you really think that Alchemist Huan Xun will win? Sigh… it’s not that I want to insult you, but your IQ is really a little…”
What the fuck…
Snatching his lines was one thing, but he even…
Who did he say had a low IQ!
The young man was close to vomiting blood. He clenched his teeth tightly, “If you really win against Alchemist Huang, I, Yue Bin, will chop off my head for you to use as a stool!”
Seeing Kong Wu Ying frown, Yue Bin thought he had finally caught the mockery, but then Kong Wu Ying said, “But I’m not lacking stools ah.”
Fucking hell…
Yue Bin could feel the burning rage in his chest rush into his head. He forced out his next words between gritted teeth “If you win against Huang Xun, I will be your servant and at your mercy for the next 10 years! Now will that do?”
Kong Wu Ying’s frown finally lightened. “That is fine then, I’m lacking a cleaner at the moment anyway.”
I *bleep* *bleep* *bleep*!
Yue Bin almost fainted with anger. He snarled, “If you lose, you will kowtow to me in front of the Academy and admit your mistakes! Admit that you are a piece of trash! And leave Cloud Moon City forever. Hmmph!” Then he flicked his sleeves and left.
Kong Wu Ying watched him leave, hooking his lips in a slight smile. His expression was cold.
Afterwards he returned to his Alchemy lab, and began refining.
The system focused all of its attention, determined to observe closely this time and find out the secret behind his fast refining technique! In this world, how can there be another pill refining technique faster than this system’s?
Kong Wu Ying began refining, following the instructions to a tee. The initial few steps were exactly as the manual instructed. The ingredients were added in one by one – the green vine, loquat, Vernicia Fondii flower, Xingmu grass, liquorice…
Wait a minute, liquorice?
Why was he adding liquorice?
“Host, you added it wrongly…” Just as the host spoke up to remind him, Kong Wu Ying unhurriedly went on to add sugar into the cauldron.
System: “…”
The flames flared, and the cauldron began to shake violently.
“Shit, it’s going to explode! Host, hide quickly!” The system howled with all its might!
Inwardly, it had lost all hope. It’s over. Looking at how strongly the cauldron was shaking, the explosion this time must be massive. It’s over. This is such a small lab, even if one wanted to hide, there was no place to hide in ah! Looks like it would have to find a new host again.
Why was this person so stupid! How could he add ingredients willy-nilly, everyone knows that medicinal herbs cannot be randomly added. If there was a clash in medicinal effects, it would definitely result in an exploded cauldron!
Under the system’s despairing gaze, the cauldron shook harder and harder, then… stopped.
“Done.” Kong Wu Ying calmly removed the lid of the cauldron. There was a flash of golden light.
System: Bloody hell!
Terms:
(1) Chinese curse words
I’ve been translating certain phrases like å§ę§½, é , ä»å¦ as fuck, or ęäŗäøŖå» as bloody hell. There isn’t an exact translation, so I try to approximate with an English curse word of similar intensity.
(2) äø¹ē° dantian
The region in the body where a person’s spiritual energy is concentrated.
(3) å
³å
¬é¢åč大å waving a broadsword in front of Guan Gong
Guan Gong (also known as Guan Yu, or Duke Guan) was a famous military general, and he is worshipped as a warrior god. To wave a broadsword in front of him, therefore, means that you are being a fool and overestimating your abilities.